Mac, Eve, and Mercutio exit the Solsbury Satellite's theater.
Mac: That was kinda cool...
Eve: We got a few good riffs there.
Merc: Yes, but it would have been easier if the Gabriel's material was less competent. Face it, bad material makes for the best comments.
Eve: Speaking of which, I don't think the die-hard Lamb fans are going to appreciate us poking at their Sacret Text. Think we'll get flamed?
Mac: Nah. If they come whining, I'll just make them read my classic essay, Beware of the Killer Snobs.
Merc: Yeah, making them read that that mess of an article will make them scream for mercy.
Eve: The run on sentences, poor grammar, the lack of focus would be too much for most mere mortals to take. Good choice as a weapon.
Merc: Agreed.
Merc and Eve continune on this vein until they notice Mac giving them an angry, threatening glare.
Eve: I just thought of something.
Merc: What?
Eve: In this particular piece of fictional work, Mac is bigger than the both of us.
Mac clamps her hands on the 'Bots.
Mac: How would you two like to find out how the garbage ejector works?
Exterior shot of the Satellite. The 'Bots are seen being jettisoned from the Satellite, towards Earth.
Merc and Eve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jeff Linakis [cameo voice-over]: In outer space, no one can hear you scream.
Merc and Eve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
They plummet towards Earth, and eventually crash through the roof of a building.
'Bots cough, dust themselves off, and then come to realize where they are as they are surrounded by shelves of books.
Eve: Hey! We're back on Earth! We're free from the experiment! Why didn't we think to make Mac angry earlier?
Merc: Better yet, we've crashed in a Barnes and Noble! Now I can see if they have Erogenous Zones for Dummies!
Merc and Eve run off to find the IDG section of the store.
Meanwhile back on the Solsbury Satellite, Mac has a disturbing realization.
Mac: Maybe I shouldn't have launched them into space like that. Now I'm here all alone...with...with...
The Hexfield light flashes. Mac swallows hard and pushes the button.
Scary Crary's image appears on the Hexfield. He is smiling and waving about a copy of It's a Spice World. Mac responds by trying to stuff herself down the garbage chute.
Mac: Hey, guys...wait for me!
The End
This Misting is brought to you by Mercutio, Eve, and Mac Cat
Middle segment is authored by Eve. Beginning and ending segments are authored by Mac Cat.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its characters and situations are copyright of Best Brains, Inc. This is a work of fiction and is not meant to infringe on that copyright. Likewise, The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway is copyrighted to the members of Genesis or Atlantic records or whatever. This "misting" is meant in fun and games and shouldn't be taken seriously, not that anyone would.