Peter Gabriel as told by Dr. Suess

by Laura Moss

[Editor's Note: parts in blue represent a Greek Chorus-like contingent of Gabriel Fans.]

 

I like to write a clever song.

I like my fans to sing along.

I like to sing a catchy tune.

I will release a new one soon.

PG 1 is the place to start,

My fans consider my videos art,

My fans consider my videos art,

Mozo is here, can you tell us apart?

Did you like Security,

PG 1, 2 and 3?

Yes, we loved Security,

PG 1, 2 and 3,

Release a new one when you can,

So we can die as happy fans.

 

 

Do you like my concert shows?

Did you like the album So?

Yes, we love your concert shows.

We also loved the album So.

We don't mean to make a fuss,

But when will you follow up Us?

I know, I know, I take my time.

I know, I know, I am behind.

I do not like to rush my work.

Consider it just a little quirk.

I do my best work, alone at night,

I want each song to come out right.

I treat each song with kid gloves.

It's important to me, I love to be loved.

I will release a new disc soon.

It will contain some catchy tunes.

I will release it, I have said,

I will release it before you're dead.

You gave us Birdy,

So and Passion.

How 'bout a new one,

In a timely fashion?

Will you go on tour again?

Even if you need a cane?

Will you tour with grey hair?

Will you tour in a wheelchair?

I will release a new CD,

I will release a new CD,

I will, I will, Don't you believe?

I promise I will tour again,

I promise, I promise

Before you're dead.

When we're dead and 6 feet deep,

Cover our graves with CD's.

PG all your stuff's amazing,

Hell, we'll even like it pushing up daisies.

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