WOMAD II:  ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

by Anna M.C.

[with musical interludes sung to the tune of “Solsbury Hill”]

 

Climbing up a Redmond hill

I received a sudden fright

Heard a song, my heart stood still

“You sure the concert is TONIGHT?!?”

 

When last you heard from our intrepid heroes (that is, Jen and me), we were wrapping up an e-mail report to Solsbury Hill at around 9:45 am on Sunday.  With Jen politely reminding me of the time every 2 and a half seconds, I signed off, paid my extravagant Kinko’s fee, and dived into the rental car just in time as she burned rubber straight to Marymoor Park. 

 

“Impatient to get there?” I asked as we blasted through our third yellow light.

 

“Just a little,” she admitted, scattering hapless pedestrians to the four winds.

 

Quite a few traffic lights were blinking red due to some electrical problem, so it took a little longer than we anticipated to complete the drive.  We arrived at about 10:08 and parked nice and close, as opposed to the hideous boonies we'd been banished to the day before.  Even if Seattle decided to harass us with a blustery, icy drizzle again, at least this time our car would be in the same zip code.

 

Since Jen contracted terminal Butt Fatigue from sitting on the ground on Friday, we’d adopted a blanket as a key accessory from Saturday onward.  Sometimes it was a pain to lug around, sure, but I didn’t mind; first of all, it helped to stake our space, and second of all, Jen got stuck carrying it all the time. ; )  Grabbing the blanket and festival programs, we walked briskly toward the gates, anxious to begin this day of all days. 

 

And then it happened.

 

About halfway to the gates, we heard the strains of "Digging in the Dirt" echoing across the fields.  "How nice," I said.  "They're playing one of Peter's CD's as background music from the main stage. About time they played one of his songs."  Indeed, it was, since “When You’re Falling” was the lone token Gabriel tune I’d heard during two full days of between-act recorded music. 

 

"Yeah," Jen replied.  We walked in silence for a moment more.  "Must be the Secret World Live CD.  Sounds live."

 

"It does," I mused.  We continued walking briskly.

 

Finally, as the music continued, Jen's expression grew thoughtful, then worried.  "You know, that doesn't sound like the Secret World Live version."  As if to punctuate her words, the sound of feedback echoed from the stage.

 

For a single, horrified moment, we just stared at one another.  Then, in near-perfect unison, we *screamed.*

 

"HOLY [expletive deleted], HE'S PLAYING LIVE, RIGHT NOW!"

 

We ran. 

 

"Are you sure the program said 8pm, and not 8am?" Jen wheezed.  "Yes, it was 8pm!" I yelled.  "He must be rehearsing!"  What I *thought,* but didn't say out loud, was that perhaps he’d finally snapped from all those years of snide “late” jokes.  “You want early?  I’ll give you little wise-ass bastards early!  How d’you like *them* apples, eh?”

 

So as we tore across the grass, I had only three thoughts in my mind:

 

1.  Peter Gabriel is playing live, and I'm missing it.

2.  I've got to get in better shape.  I may die before we reach the gates.

3.  If I don't die, Jen will murder me for insisting we stop at Kinko's instead of holding a vigil here from the crack of dawn.

 

When we staggered to the gates, panting, we saw a short line of people waiting anxiously outside.  At first we thought it was just the will-call ticket people, but then we noticed a few folks abandoning the line and straining for a glimpse of the main stage, noses pressed against the chain link fence like sad pound puppies.  They weren't letting people in yet!  I was probably the only person on site thanking my lucky stars for this, since if we’d missed any actual front-and-center time -- well, suffice it to say Jen would have been a lawnmower, and you can fill in the blank about what botanical feature my derriere would have been.  The natives were restless, let me tell you.  One lady in an US shirt with short blond hair bounced up and down in line like a three-year-old in dire need of a bathroom, wailing "Let us IN!  Let us IN!"  Thinking that seemed as good a plan as any, we immediately joined in a hearty round of bouncing and wailing.  It had no discernable effect.

 

"Digging in the Dirt" ended, "Family Snapshot" began, and we seemed no closer to admittance.  Finally, the gate volunteers, probably sensing that things could get ugly (and deciding they definitely weren't getting paid enough to lay down their lives for this), began letting people into the festival grounds.  By the time I got my ticket torn, the ticket-takers on my side were moving at hyperspeed.  The teenage guy who waved me in had a vivid "Please don't hurt me, I'm just doing my job" look of horror on his face as he practically threw my ticket back to me and quickly snatched the next one with the air of a man who was moving for his life.  I think he could see the headlines in his mind:  "HAPLESS TEEN TRAMPLED BY CRAZED GABRIEL FANS; 'DON'T SEE WHY THEY WERE IN SUCH A HURRY,' POP STAR SAYS."  As Mac Cat has often written, he is a man with no concept of time -- or the raw power of his own appeal. ; )

 

Once again, we sprinted like Olympians.  I think I may have coughed up my spleen, but I didn't care.  This was worth sacrificing a spleen for.  There was only a teeny smattering of people at that hour, mostly WOMAD staffers and volunteers, I'm guessing, now joined by the running loonies from the gate.  Plastering ourselves amidst the line of people at the stage barrier wall, Jen and I stared in disbelief.

 

He was something to observe

Came in close to hear his voice

Not too close -- We had the nerve,

But, damn the wall, we had no choice.

 

There he was, onstage directly in front of us, clad in light gray pants, an untucked gray oxford shirt, and a black vest, his color scheme echoing the prior day’s Seattle sky.  Stationed at his keyboard with a paper cup of tea on the floor by his feet (sorry, Mac, not coffee -- you could see the little tag dangling down the side of the cup), he was enjoying a laid-back rehearsal with the bald Tony Levin, the bald David Rhodes, some bald guy on drums I didn't know from Adam, and some other guy at a keyboard over on the side whom I later discovered was James McNally of the Afro Celt Sound System (thanks to Lee for helping to jog my memory in various places here!).  He looked woefully out of place with his full head of hair; it seemed as if head-shaving was some sort of bizarre initiation cult ritual required to enter PG's band, and muscular men might leap out of the woodwork at any moment, wrestle him kicking and screaming to the ground, and shave him bald to enforce the conformity. ; )  Singing backup along with David Rhodes was an attractive young woman in jeans and a sweater  (not bald either, just to be clear about things), her voice so low I wondered if her microphone was turned off.  She looked slightly uncomfortable with the audience, but very underwhelmed about Peter, as if being near him ranked on her Thrill List right up there with flossing her teeth.  This blasÈ attitude surprised me a bit.  I remember thinking, "Man, if that was any of us up there, we'd look just a *leetle* more enthusiastic. . ."  Of course, that would never be any of us up there, since 1. most of us can't sing worth squat, and 2. we'd be too busy gazing at him worshipfully to sing, and 3. at that point, Peter probably wouldn't feel secure having any of us within a tri-state area without some sort of sturdy structural barrier.  We were giving off the sort of vibe which foreshadowed having to pry us off his legs with a crowbar (“No!  I’m not letting go till you release the new album!  And give me an autograph!  And possibly a hug!”).   Anyway, as it turned out, she had excellent reasons for her eerie immunity to Gabriel Mania.  More on this "mystery backup singer" later.

 

As we watched in awe, he noodled with the sound arrangement, asked "Could we get a little more kick?" with some of the instrumentation feeds, occasionally flashed his trademark grin at the band and the crowd, and flubbed lyrics like nobody's business.  I think all of us in the front were mouthing lyrics by the end, so if he was only proficient at lip-reading, he would've had it made.  Since this was ostensibly a “behind the scenes” rehearsal, they hadn’t bothered to camouflage the equipment when they’d wired him for sound, so a conspicuous yellow wire stretched from ear to waist like a really cut-rate hearing aid (please, lord, not a sign of things to come!  The goatee and the head-shaving were traumatic enough).  I’m pretty sure a sound pack was stuck in a side pocket in his pants leg.  It seemed uncomfortable, as he grasped at his waist and adjusted it from time to time with that subtle wiggle of a man whose underclothes have shrunk just a bit too much in the wash.  Either right then, or during the evening concert, or possibly both times (the details are fading, I’m sorry!), he had a nervous stagehand scuttle out from the wings and fiddle with it (which, let’s face it, has to be a nerve-wracking job, frisking Peter’s torso in front of an audience.  Then again, that just might describe quite a few female fantasies out there).  Basically, I think it’s been so long since he’s performed, that he’s forgotten how annoying some of the accoutrements can be (we fans, for example, can be tremendously annoying!).  ; ) 

 

He stood relatively still behind his keyboard while he sang, concentrating on the sound mix, although (unless my memory’s confusing the rehearsal with the later concert) he led the crowd in that hand-raising move he always does during the “whoa-ohhhh” chorus of “In Your Eyes.”  He did acknowledge the crowd after each song, thanking us for our applause.  At one point between songs, somebody hollered out "GOOD MORNING, PETER!" at top volume, and he chuckled and replied "Um, good morning" into his microphone, triggering ripples of laughter and applause at his acknowledgement, and the surreal incongruity of the situation.  Yes, we're pathetic, I admit it.  Peter Gabriel saying "um, good morning" to us validated our existence on the planet!  Okay, perhaps that was a bit of an overstatement, but it did feel pretty dang special.  The whole atmosphere was mind-bogglingly intimate and friendly, as if we privileged few had been invited to just hang out with him and watch him jam for awhile.  Man, did we ever hit the jackpot. : )

 

Just like during his Friday presentation (when he called the prior speaker “a hard act to follow”), his mannerisms betrayed that wry, diffident, ironic quality that's such an inherent part of his charisma.  It's like he can't begin to grasp why everyone's making such a fuss over him, and it's all a bit amusing and embarrassing.  After he hit one of his stomach-chilling Gabrielese half-singing, half-wailing notes, then smiled shyly at the crowd response, the lady beside me gasped, "My God, he really doesn't know how amazing he is, does he?"

 

While I’m on the subject of wry, diffident charisma, I should take just a second here to mention in more detail how much Kathryn Tickell impressed me on Saturday, since I was in too much of a hurry in my prior report.  Besides, this wouldn’t be in the true spirit of Peter without diversions and digressions galore (just wait’ll I get to the thrill-a-minute “what I had for lunch” section)! 

 

In addition to being a genuine prodigy on her pipes and fiddle, Kathryn Tickell had the same sort of endearing persona as Peter Gabriel, that sweet, reticent, self-deprecating humor that makes you want to hug him and take him out for tea and biscuits.  Also like Gabriel, she transformed when she played, shifting from pensive to passionate with a rush of unexpected kinetic energy.  She thoroughly charmed the audience with stories of a hometown where everyone’s related to one another, a pack of uncles who all own one of the same four suits mail-ordered from *Farmers Weekly,* an adolescent brother who thinks of nothing but beer, and the ambiguity entailed in writing a song to commemorate a historical battle when you’re not quite sure if your patron favors the winners or the losers (should it be a happy little victory jig, a mournful dirge, or a bit of both to be on the safe side?).  Believe me, any child born with half of her genes and half of Peter Gabriel’s would be able to bamboozle anyone into getting anything it wanted, unto the point of complete world domination.  Their DNA must never fall into the wrong hands, or we’re all doomed! ; )  Then again, world domination by Gabriel genes might not be a bad thing, although, unlike under Mussolini, the trains most definitely would *not* run on time.

 

Back to Sunday’s morning concert!  Tony Levin and David Rhodes looked even more blown away than Peter at how psyched (or possibly psycho) their impromptu audience was.  As we cheered wildly in response to PG’s slightest word and movement, they kept casting amused glances at him, implying he was in for a lot of joshing later.  The chemistry between those musicians is nothing short of spectacular -- they look as if they’re genuinely fond of one another.  Grinning devilishly, Tony kept training his camera at the crowd, inciting us to wave more wildly than those people who always hang out in the background of the Today show.  At some point, I’m pretty sure Peter filmed the crowd as well, but I admit I’m not positive about any fact relating to him, since my brain was locked in such a “Holy [expletive deleted], that’s HIM!” infinite loop that I’m doubting the accuracy of anything my memory is dredging up now.

 

On to some general thoughts on the music -- and no, I have no clue in what order the songs were played.  *heavy sigh*  You know, I’d give my left arm for a better memory -- it’s shedding all the details of which songs he played, and how, in favor of a generalized “whee, was that ever a grand old time!” impression.  For more accurate musical details concerning both the morning and evening concerts, take a look at Scotto’s and Lee’s excellent reviews.  They must’ve had a notepad with them, or they’ve been taking memory improvement classes -- or else I’m shedding memory cells at the same rate Peter’s losing active follicles. 

 

Anyway, everybody but Peter and Tony left the stage for the very spare but affecting “Father, Son.”  Jen and I didn’t recognize “Come Talk to Me” until he started singing (we squealed to one another “Is this the new song?”).  We also did the “Is this the new song?” happy dance when he started “Signal to Noise,” then finally recognized it.  When he broke into "Solsbury Hill," the crowd immediately went into a hyper clapping-bouncing mode, raising fists in unison for the “Boom boom boom!” part.  That song is so incredible live!  I actually don't enjoy the original version all that much (sacrilege!), but I adore the live versions.  The energy is so high and joyous, it's an instant celebration.  He did start out singing a bit lower-keyed than usual, which seemed a reach for him; it was far too soft and strained.  It sounded vastly better when he finished the song in his familiar higher register. 

 

The single most memorable moment (for me, anyway) was how he croaked the deep-voiced part of the "In Your Eyes" chorus in his voice from "Kiss that Frog" (you know, the "Get your prince" line).  Lots of cheers and laughter for that, inspiring another playful grin.  I really do think he was enjoying all the adulation, despite being a bit abashed at it.  After all, it's been awhile.  It was probably nice to know that his appeal hasn't gone down in the slightest, despite a lot less hair, a few more pounds, and a few more years (and many fans who must also confess to a lot less hair and/or a few more pounds and years.  I plead guilty to the latter, but have avoided the former, having robustly hairy female genes).  I can attest that his voice is as resonant, sensual, visceral and rich-textured as it ever was, maybe more -- that same indefinable mix of spirit and flesh, ethereal and earthy.  He is looking older, yes, but he's still got the effortless charm, the dimpled grin, the intense eyes, the graceful hands, and still sings me right into a boneless puddle -- 

 

Um, did I say that last part out loud?

 

*embarrassed cough*

 

Er, disregard that last bit, would you?  Got a bit carried away.  Thanks muchly.

 

Anyway, in mid-rehearsal, someone tossed a small oblong bundle up onstage, trussed in string -- possibly a T-shirt, possibly something else wrapped in fabric (in which case, it’s probably safest not to guess).  Whoever it was had one heck of an aim (possibly CD Hurling Woman!), since it landed right at Peter's feet.  He picked it up, smiled and nodded his thanks, then handed it to a stagehand to take away.  After he'd finished up, thanked the crowd, and walked to the rear of the stage, two gals beside me begged a security guard to give him their gifts, too.  Reluctantly, the guard complied.  As Peter accepted the items, returned to the stage edge, and offered additional gracious thanks, I hastily snapped a picture.

 

Now, although he’d been almost this close before, he’d been performing, stationed behind a keyboard.  There’d been a certain sense of distance, albeit far less in this soundcheck/rehearsal than in a formal concert situation.  However, having him addressing us directly in this utterly unexpected way threw me into such a state of Peter-proximity shock that I didn’t think to take a single additional picture while he stood there in that ideal pose.  Maybe just as well, though, since I really lived the moment with an absolute immediacy, not mediated through a camera, not thinking of anything save the incredible fact that he was there.  Unfortunately, one unintended side effect of my immersion in the moment was the way I stood slack-jawed and stupefied as a brain-damaged guppy.

 

As soon as he reached the stage edge, fans more coherent than me immediately bombarded him with both questions and overt expressions of worship/adoration for this morning's concert and his music in general.  You could tell from the befuddled look on his face he was having trouble hearing individual statements, but he was doing his darndest to remain polite and responsive.  I can't remember the exact wording of the exchanges, but I think some of them went something like this. 

 

"Do you know how much your music means to people?" one female fan yelled, and he shuffled shyly, smiled a bit, and said "Thanks, that's very nice to hear." A male voice hollered "When's the new album?" which he conveniently ignored (drat), although the laughter peppering the crowd indicated that most of us heard the question just fine.  Then someone asked "Are you going to be doing a signing here at WOMAD?"  No doubt the question was inspired by the way that almost all the other artists had done CD signings after their performances.  He squinted and indicated that he couldn't hear.  The woman repeated the question, "Are you going to be doing a CD signing?"  He thought for a moment, and finally hesitantly replied, "Um, yes, a little one."  Thanks to this comment, I kept several pictures in reserve on my camera . . . which didn't get used. There was no CD signing, unless it was the best kept secret since *UP*’s projected release date.  So he either changed his mind, or was merely acknowledging that he might do a signing at some indeterminate location at some indeterminate point in some indeterminately vague future ("Yes, I'm doing a signing, I'm doing an album, don't pester me for logistical details, I'm an artiste!"), or he didn't hear the question right in the first place (which leads me to wonder -- what question did he *think* he was answering?  There's a fun game of Peter Gabriel Jeopardy for you. I personally vote for “Does Phil Collins have a brain?”).

 

After that, he thanked everyone again and walked offstage, as many people continued to yell out their heartfelt gratitude for that morning's impromptu performance.  Adrenaline coursing madly through our veins, all of us in front proceeded to shriek, "Can you BELIEVE what just happened?" to each other in voices high enough to set dogs howling miles away.  “That was so nice of him!  He did the whole set just for us!” the lady to my right gushed.  “Yeah, it was incredibly nice, but he did need the practice,” I replied -- then froze as I realized just how catty my comment sounded.  It wasn’t meant that way, I swear!  I just meant he needed to get the feel for the stage set-up prior to the actual concert, particularly after not performing for so long.  Enjoying my frantic backpedaling, she burst out laughing.

 

Quite a few people were wearing concert T-shirts, confirming a hard-core fan presence.  Jen and I were decked out in our black T-shirts airbrushed with a copy of the bright purple Peter Gabriel photo in full stage make-up from the Armando Gallo book.  A friend of hers made 'em, and they are pretty impressive-looking, let me tell you.  We had a *lot* of folks ask us about them.  Unfortunately, they never attracted the attention of Peter himself (probably just as well.  I can hear it now:  "Did you have copyright permission to make those?"  "Errr . . ."  “To the monkey cage with them!”  “No!  Anything but the bonobos!”).  Too bad we never got a chance to make up the T-shirt idea we’d hatched a decade ago, featuring a doctored photo of both of us clinging worshipfully to Peter’s legs, with “Gabriel’s Angels” as the caption.  We actually did have a Photoshop-skilled friend of Jen’s make up the photo back in the mid 90’s.  Getting photos of us clinging to a man’s legs involved having snapshots taken of us hanging onto Jen’s friend’s legs in the backyard -- wouldn’t you have just *loved* to see the look on the guy’s face who developed those?  Alas, Jen’s friend’s computer suffered a terminal crash, and the masterpiece was lost forever.

 

We proceeded to mutual introductions, discovering the guy and gal to our left, who hailed from the Chicago area, were Michelle and -- blast, I've forgotten his name already, so we'll call him Wossname (in tribute to Terry Pratchett, one of my other idols).  The lady to my right was Lillian, and you can see her in of one of Tony Levin's photos (lucky wench)!  We then all began what was to be a lovely day of bonding, exchanging what we came to call our Peter Gabriel Insane Fan Stories.  Jen and I recounted how we'd met buying tickets during his Secret World tour, then ran into each other again at the concert, then became pen pals, then friends, and ultimately sisters-in-law after I married her brother!  Lots of folks claim Peter Gabriel music changed their lives, but I can show you 6’ 1” worth of conclusive male matrimonial proof.  ; )  A woman behind us who’d brought her young teenage son to the concert confessed that she’d been uncertain if she should spend the money or not to come to WOMAD, but her husband, with admirable tact, had informed her that she should go “since, let’s face it, you aren’t getting any younger, and neither is Peter.”  Ol' Wossname told a hilarious anecdote which I will call the "glass of water" story (otherwise known as the “How *Not* to Win Friends and Influence Peter” story), in which he managed to inextricably insert his foot in his mouth in front of our musical hero.  I'm talking major treadmarks on the uvula, here.  I've begged him to submit the story to Solsbury Hill himself, since he and Michelle tell it far better than I ever could, so I won’t recount it now and steal his thunder.

 

Lillian, meanwhile, was from the Seattle area, and had been to prior WOMADs.  She told us how PG had attended last year in a tourist capacity and simply listened to the acts; several people had ostensibly spotted him watching Bonnie Raitt from off to the side of the crowd.  Everyone was disappointed when he didn't go onstage and sing with Paula Cole, Lillian confirmed, and even claimed to have written a "letter of complaint" to him for not performing -- not sure if she was serious or joking!  Lillian also mentioned a WOMAD tradition of a grand finale "monster jam" in which a whole bunch of acts get up onstage and groove together.  Unfortunately, no such event took place this year.  Wah!

 

I had to leave for some tasty rations,

I just had to trust their protestations,

My heart going boom boom boom

"Please," I said, "Watch my things,

I'm staking out my home."

 

Directly behind us, a latecoming couple was debating whether they could safely leave their blanket to reserve their spot while they wandered around to enjoy the rest of WOMAD.  We in the front row had no such faith in the general run of humanity, especially when prime Peter viewing was at stake.  As we settled in for the long haul, we outlined a battle plan in which we would all save one another's places when we left for necessities such as food and trips to the dreaded Honey Buckets.  The few folks who had been in front of us were apparently WOMAD volunteers, and had wandered off after the rehearsal, so Michelle, Wossname, Jen, Lillian, and I all had superb spots directly up against the stage wall in front of Peter’s microphone.  We weren't about to surrender them to anyone!  We all immediately spread out our blankets, jackets, and bags in a territorial marking gesture that was about as primitive as it gets without involving bodily fluids ("MY place!  MINE!  GrrRRrr!").  By then, the day had, against all odds, transformed into a gloriously sunny one without a hint of rain.  Although this was ironic, since most of us had dressed in accordance with Saturday's sub-arctic temperatures and were now sweating buckets, we peeled off some clothing layers and rejoiced.  Even the weather paid tribute to the Greatness That Is Peter!  So what if he doesn't have his own Bobble Head Doll like Ichiro does. ; )

 

In line with the sunnier weather and the presence of Peter, the crowds were about triple what they'd been during the previous two days.  I was treated to a glimpse of what WOMAD is usually like, according to Lillian, and realized that although I'd frozen my tuckus off the night before, the plus side was that I hadn't waited in huge lines for bathroom privileges, and had virtually been able to sit on the laps of any act I wanted to see.    It had been cold enough that the idea of sitting in their laps for the sake of body heat alone was awfully tempting.  There was only a single indoor structure on the public grounds of the festival, a lovely old museum building that was dedicated exclusively to the use of VIP and media.  By Saturday afternoon, I was fervently wishing I’d thought to stay in touch with Crystal Ann, so I could beg, borrow, or buy her media badge.  None of us peons were allowed in, no matter how much we hung around the fringes and gazed jealously at the windows, coveting the toasty dry warmth inside.  The beautiful people inside laughed their carefree laughs, sipped steaming cups of complimentary coffee, and occasionally sent the guards outside to savage us with trained attack dogs for their amusement. 

 

Well, perhaps I exaggerate a teensy bit.  Still, when you stick a hapless Arizonan outdoors in intermittent freezing rain from noon till 9:45 without a break, that Arizonan will be chilled to the bone.  I'd wanted to see Oysterband, but gave up after a single song.  Although they sounded good, only Peter himself distributing autographed preview copies of “UP” would have been enough to keep me in that rain.  When we trudged back to the car that night, I had to physically pry my cramped fingers open to let go of my bag.

 

Enough whining!  Suffice it to say that Sunday's weather was as gorgeous as Saturday's was wretched.  As I left to purchase food, I received the first of many inquiries related to where a shirt like mine could be obtained.  Ravenous, I directed the inquirer to speak to Jen and hustled over to the food booths.  Intrigued by the crowds which had frequented one particular food booth all weekend, I bought a very tasty meal of marinated chicken, vegetables, and red lentils on African spongy bread, along with an apple dumpling with ice cream from a neighboring booth.  While waiting in line, I had a nice conversation with a lady who complimented me on my hair (I have a lot of very long red hair, and the constant humidity was increasing the volume to "Cousin It" proportions.  You have to make a concerted effort *not* to notice my hair.  It blithely invades your personal space and weaves its way into all your clothing).  She attended WOMAD every year, usually on her motorcycle.  She was on call that day and fervently hoping her pager wouldn’t ring and spoil everything.  I tell you, that's dedication.  If that was me, that pager would have met a mysterious and terrible fate, probably involving a Honey Bucket.  "I don't know, it just *slipped* somehow . . ."  You can see my priorities.  Viewing a Peter Gabriel concert beats the heck out of showing up for emergency brain surgery, or whatever urgent mission was keeping her on call.

 

I returned to our staked-out spot and ate my lunch, but before I had a chance to eat the apple dumpling, the announcer introduced L·gb·j·, conveying his gratitude for having such a fabulous “opening act” as Peter.  This act was worth letting the ice cream melt for.  Judging by the writeup in the WOMAD guide, I presumed this was a downer protest band, given the emphasis on political issues, and the way the masked frontman symbolized the plight of the "faceless common man."  Silly me!  Not by any stretch of the imagination was this group a “downer.”  This was percussion-oriented, get-up-and-dance-yourself-sick music along the lines of Youssou N'Dour.  Their song "Simple Yes or No" (dedicated to filibustering politicians) had the whole crowd chanting along to the chorus -- at least, after the frontman (clad in an eye-blistering primary clash of canary yellow and cobalt blue) chided us all for singing in bland unison “like a symphony,” and taught us how to properly pitch the stress and volume of our words.  He had less luck teaching us the intricate “shoulder dance.”  Since the best most of us could do was shrug apologetically, I think our spastic lack of coordination may have depressed him horribly.

 

They featured three terrific dancers, including one gal in an outfit which resembled a psychedelic-Africana interpretation of Dr. Seuss's Cat-in-the-Hat, and a diminutive female backup singer who could really just belt it out, completely out of all proportion to her size.  Although all their outfits were very eye-catching, they weren’t terribly practical.  The Cat-in-the-Hat woman had to keep pushing the hat out of her eyes, while the other woman appeared to be having trouble getting her wrap-around dress to stay on.  After re-tucking it about 10 times, she finally removed her headcloth and tied it around her waist so she could get down and really dance with the drummers without worrying about unravelling.   The masked frontman (who was a mean saxophone player) made a huge production out of taking off his streamer-bedecked fabric mask, since it was hot up there that day.  He told us all to put our cameras away, and even made the press put down all of theirs, and then whipped off his mask to reveal -- yet another, smaller mask. ; ) Amid the ensuing laughter, he said that was symbolic of how when you overcome one problem, there's always another one lurking just behind it!

 

The best part, though, was that off to the far left, in the stage scaffolding area where folding chairs had been set up as VIP seating, I suddenly spotted Peter Gabriel standing with several others, happily taping the group with his handheld videocam, and obviously enjoying the performance tremendously.  Right before the Cat-in-the-Hat dancer came out to join the group, she was waiting over there, warming up about a foot in front of Peter Gabriel, and he was alternating between watching her and the band.  It was really neat (in a quasi-voyeuristic sort of way) to catch sight of him when he wasn't "on," when he was clearly in the role of audience rather than performer, and was just having a grand old time.  Later on in the day, in the wings on the opposite side, we also caught a glimpse of Tony Levin watching and filming, and I *think* I caught a glimpse of David Rhodes at one point (although with the amount of bald men wandering around up there, I can’t say for sure).  They had their own fans, by the way; Lillian informed me she’d had a conversation with a gal in the audience who thought Peter Gabriel was “okay,” but Tony Levin was “Whoah!”  ; )  Lillian also appeared to be a big David Rhodes booster.   Needless to say (but I'll say it anyway), there's something tremendously endearing about the way the band seems to enjoy these festivals as much as everyone else does, and get a huge kick out of the performances.  There's not a primadonna among them.  Although I always appreciated the talent of Peter Gabriel’s band, I really did come away from this concert a far bigger fan of Tony Levin and David Rhodes than I went in.

 

Afterwards, I ate my melty ice cream and apple dumpling (still very tasty, albeit soggy), checked to make sure Lillian and Michelle would guard our spot with their very lives (we swore a blood oath and everything), and headed over to the “Drumming Traditions” workshop with Jen.  It entailed missing Simon Shaheen and Qantara, but I really wanted to see this workshop.  First of all, it sounded interesting.  I’d thoroughly enjoyed the segments of the “Brazilian Rhythms” and “Pipes & Strings & Modern Things” workshops I’d seen the day before, although I’d bailed on the Rennie Harris “Dance Workshop” after I discovered he expected us to -- well, dance in a vaguely coordinated fashion. ; )  Second of all, it featured members of the Afro Celt Sound System, whom I hadn't seen before (I missed the Letterman performance -- but that's another story).  I did have an ulterior motive, though.  The website had mentioned “and surprise guests” after the listed participants, while the program had an “and more” addendum.  No other workshop had a similar notation.  Knowing Peter used to be a drummer, I nursed a tiny flare of hope that he might come out to jam a bit, given that this Roots of Music stage was only a few feet away from an entrance into the fenced-off backstage area -- where, incidentally, there were a lot of strings of lights and banners and colorful lanterns hung among the trailers, creating a festive party-looking setup that you could just see peeking over the fence.  It looked like a lot of fun back there, the lucky devils.  I hope Andrea describes it in vivid detail!

           

To keep in silence I resigned

Andrea’d think I was a nut

Although I really longed to whine

For autographs, my mouth stayed shut

 

Speaking of Andrea, as Jen and I strolled toward the Roots of Music stage past that aforementioned backstage entrance, we spied a slim brunette gal in a very chic belted black jacket waiting with another lady; both had the coveted badges that were the magic ticket into backstage, warm media rooms, and Peter Proximity.  In other words, Nirvana. ; )  Ms. Black Jacket called out to us as we passed by, inquiring where we got our spiffy airbrushed T-shirts.  As she seemed both very nice and very enthused, a conversation commenced.  Eventually, she mentioned that she would be meeting Peter Gabriel at 3pm (it was then 2pm).  Of course, Jen and I staggered backwards when hit with this bombshell.  "Oh my God, you’re Andrea!"  I exclaimed.  "Yeah, how'd you know?" she asked, a bit puzzled by my seeming psychic abilities (maybe I was a telepathic bonobo monkey in a former life).  "I read about the auction on the Solsbury Hill Website!" I announced proudly, completing an improbably scripted exchange right out of a TV commercial.  However, Andrea can confirm that's just how it happened, so there!  Nyah!

 

We chattered away for a minute or two, while I valiantly resisted the almost overwhelming urge to beg and/or bribe her on bended knee to snag me a personalized Peter Gabriel autograph (Jen already has one, the lucky wench).  After all, at $1,000 a minute, I figured (with an internal sigh of resignation) that she deserved to have her time entirely for herself.  She was tremendously excited (of course!) and mentioned that she'd already caught a glimpse of him at the hotel.  I told her I hadn't sent in any suggested questions to the Hill, since I figured my number one question had already been sent in by 9,487 other people:  "WHEN WILL YOU GIVE US THE NEW FREAKING ALBUM, ALREADY?!?"  She laughed and confirmed that she'd definitely be asking that question.  After saying goodbye, Jen and I reached the Roots of Music stage, then promptly realized we'd been so excited that we’d completely forgotten about the original reason Andrea had approached us -- she wanted to get a purple Peter shirt like ours.  We ran back to the entrance to give her our contact information, but she was already gone, preparing for her big adventure.

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