We were trying to read some of the various reviews of Ceremony of Innocence on Real World's pages, when we found several of them were in a foreign language. "Wouldn't it be nice if someone could translate some of these pages for us simple-minded Americanos?" thought us. Then we stumbled across the Babelfish engine online which attempts to do just that. "Attempts to" is the key phrase here.

You see, you can type in a URL to translate a page from, let's say German to English, but any English reader can tell rather quickly that the Babelfish engine is a bit flawed. However, we found these flaws to be more fun than listening to Gabriel tunes backwards and deciphering secret messages.

What's *really* fun in many cases is to translate something to either Italian, French, or German, then translating that Italian, French, or German page back into English. Take an example from our pages. Here's the original paragraph...

Ace of Bass Part II

Informer James Farrelly told us that Tony Levin tried to sneak an update by us...he's already at Real World Studios doin' the bass thang and he writes about it on his page. Tony also talks about the music too. About the Spring 2000 thing...Tony's just speculating/kidding around about that...right? Oh man, we hope so...

This is it in Italian:

Asso della parte bassa II

L' informatore James Farrelly ci ha detto che Tony Levin provato per sneak un aggiornamento danoi... lui fosse già al doin reale degli studi del mondo ' il thang basso e scrive a questo proposito alla sua pagina. Tony egualmente parla della musica anche. Circa la cosa... Tony speculating/kidding giusto della molla 2000 intorno a tale proposito... di destra? Uomo dell' OH, speriamo così...

Now back into English. You get the picture, Man of the OH...

Ace of low part II

The informer James Farrelly has said us that Tony Levin tried for sneak a modernization from we... he was already to doin real of the studies of the world ' the thang low and writes to this purpose to its page. Tony equally speaks about music also. Approximately the thing... Just Tony speculating/kidding of motivating force 2000 around to such purpose... of right? Man of the OH, we hope therefore...

Here's a quick compliment about Ceremony of Innocence...we just like the part Peter the Gabriel and his "raids..."

http://erewhon.ticonuno.it/arch/rivi/milia/ceremony.htm

In autumn, Mondadori Medium New will publish the Italian edition of Ceremony of Innocence: a courage action that could be rewarded from numerous fan of Peter the Gabriel and his raids in the dominions of the digital art.

In this translation from a German review of CoI, it shows that when the Babelfish Engine gets stumped with certain words, it doesn't even *try* to translate them.

http://www.kkgwhv-schule.kwe.de/zag/ceremo.htm

Packing dear history is told by altogether 75 masterfully illustrated postcards and letters, which place a type " function " in each case: By own interactivity one must explore by mouse, how turn the card, or the letter to open leaves. One meets it all possible mysterioesen shapes, which employ some in such a way with the mouse cursor, e.g. swallows, wegpusten, absorption...!

Another German review of CoI. We hope that really large cup is filled with coffee.

http://golem.skygate.de/games/ceremony_9801/index.html

Here the team of RealWorld really a large Cup is successful. This play sets new yardsticks during the multimedia and interactive conversion of collecting mains. For lovers of exzellenter diagram and brillianter text lines Ceremony OF Innocence is simple must. Only and alone to deter possibly the price of 99 DM for the hybrid CD could - nevertheless for this one gets a really first-class conversion required.

We couldn't resist putting Tina's pages through the translator for fun and profit. Here's the original text...

Tina's Tales From The Inside

Greetings from the inside!
 
I hope you all had a pleasant Easter break- with lots of chocolate eggs! As usual my mailbag has been brimming over with questions and requests; the most frequent being about Peter's new album which you
are all eagerly awaiting (me too!). Since Peter has returned from his trip to the USA (to perform at the Oscar ceremony), he has immersed himself totally in his work and sadly, it has been extremely difficult to glean any information from him. However, I have a special promise that by next month's pages I will have some album
details to offer you. So, exclusive information will be coming your way soon.
Stay tuned!
 
In the meantime, I invite you to while away those hours on my latest FAQs pages and test your skills on mylatest quiz.
 
See you next month...
 

Now here's the same text translated into Italian and then back into English. We haven't heard such stunning Italian to English translation since we saw Roberto Bergnini at the Oscars.

Storys Di Tina From the inner Part

Salutes from the inner part!

I hope that entire you have had one pleasant breach of Passover - with the lotteries of eggs of the chocolate! Like of customary mine mailbag brimming over with the questions and the demands; more frequent to be approximately the new album of Peter that you are all that attends (me burning also!). Since Peter ritorn its travel S.U.A. (for effettu Oscar ceremony), he immerg himself total its sad job and, extreme it to be difficult for spigol whichever information he. However, I have one promised special that from the pages of the next month I will have some particular of the album for offrirli. Therefore, the exclusive information will come your way soon. The stay has syntonized!

In the meantime, I invite them while via those hours to my last pages of FAQs and verify your abilities on the mioultimo quiz.

Vederli the next month...

The first paragraph of Empty White Noise's essay on Gabriel's first solo album, from English to Spanish and back to English:

write up that Peter Gabriel have left génesis be save nme in July 1975, according to his
official declaration there be much and vary reason for his exit one bandage that be, for everything
attempt and intention, hardly around for break great time more famous this resons be
pagination " bondage col " - one mean joke in his wish for play English country landowner underlying
this disposable soundbite be one true necessity for save more and more demand schedule and
gruelling travel consolidation history power demand that Peter be ahead game, strengthen be
progressive rock scene hardly as he entrered threshold in "fat person supergroup " pretentiousness and
distraction his hearing later everything progressive, be only twelve month absent like
aside, be interesting observe the take out again of the punk (IE the same hatred seething any thing
remote progressive) in some contemporary reviewers.
 

Even Tony Levin falls victim to the Babelfish Engine. The original story is on this page, but we like the translation better which is from English to French to English.

BLOODY CHRISTMAS

A history of the book Beyond the low Key by Tony Levin.

It was the week before Christmas and the excursion of Peter Gabriel finished with two concerts in London at Hammersmith Odeon. The penultimate exposure was almost finished and be well when, close to the end to " on the air, " the last (a), I felt something to strike me in the head.

Now, in travel the Europe, it be not not very common to make arrive a UFO or two on the stage during a exposure. It seems to be a tradition to bring the lunch to a concert and, if the apple looks at less than ripe, to give it to the tape. Moreover, there is often hostility by the assistances towards those in the lines first which immutably refuse to sit down. In any exposure in France, for example, the songs first are embedded outside by cries of Sit! ** time-out ** bottle to throw first line, which not too different bottle to throw tape?

But in London, a cry two decibel above speak volume unheard, and for reality project a missile towards stage like a-cricket such as for example to arrive early (except with some club some punk, where you can arrive early and launch all your business with tape and then spit with they for the good measurement.) I had turned my again again Peter and the assistances. I was held in front of Jerry Marotta, our beater, grooving with him. Suddenly, which himself be feel like a large rock have strike me in the back of head, and the expression on Jerry that the face me have indicate that something be very erroneous. I have quickly start to me feel weak and, because some blood himself be run out drop by drop downwards on my low, I have leave the stage -- it there have only some bar on the left in the piece. I was not wounded evil. Although it felts like a full blow, the object threw only one glance in addition to my head it only late, such as bandages to come offstage and group around in concern, that I to find outside what to have to strike.

During this excursion, Peter had developed leaning for sensational things during the encores. sometimes to take narrow footlights and to break down to the bottom its foot -- an indicator effect, however not to appreciate by lighting crew which to have to obtain light to still work by next harms. Gradually they learned how to install the factitious lights in front of Peter. Aucunes matrices -- he found the lights additional which it could balance violently and then to handle the beater with a stand of microphone. The assistances liked all this, even if the crew of lighting maugréait. This particular night, when the wild singer seized his stand of microphone and moves towards the piano with him carried ominously above his contorted the face, crowd became like insane. Difficulty that this private individual stand a gooseneck, with a flexible device joint in medium.

I, alas, very missed this, having turned my back and being implied in my musical dialogue with Jerry. But when the stand twisted semi-balance and the heavy base of it threw a glance in addition to my head, that obtained my attention. The assistances supposed that Peter had done it on the goal and had encouraged it still more extremely. What a effect! I like think, for my peace of spirit, that they have suppose that it be a turn and of way or of other sure. It would be destabilizing to think that the strong acclamation that I heard were for my murder!

Jerry, naturally, saw occurring all. Although I cannot completely describe the glance on his face, it is a hope of the glance I which I never re-examine.

***

Have me no scar but me perversely on the left blood on the low one (my old precision of shock absorber). We all the test let our old poles obtain that strongly used regar look at. Mine A.

Peter felt really badly and since never broke anything onstage. But I still do not turn my back.


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