Peter Golden Dome

[sung to the tune of "Sister Golden Hair" by America]

Tried to upload my page on Sunday but I got so damn depressed,

Cos' the graphics don't seem to look right and the update is a mess,

And there's no space left on the server, but it's days like this I find,

There's a guy named Peter who makes it worth my time.

 

Well I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Peter Golden Dome surprise,

And I just can't live without you, can't you see it my eyes?

I've been one poor correspondent, and you've been too too hard to find,

But that doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind.

 

Will you meet me in the middle, will you meet me in the air?

Will you love me just a little, just enough to show you care?

I tried to fake it, I don't mind saying, I just can't make it...

 

It's been six years since your last album, and it's getting so hard to wait,

And we're starting to get anxious for the news of that release date,

But we won't leave you for another, and we'll wait 'til the end of time,

[And I can't think of a lyric, that makes this sentence rhyme.]

 

It's all I think about you, Peter Golden Dome surprise,

And I just can't live without you, and I can see it in your eyes,

That I've been one poor fanpage webmaster, and Up is too too hard to find,

But that doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind.

 

Will you meet me in the middle, will you meet me in the air?

Could you love me just a little, just enough to grow back some hair?

Well I tried to fake it, I don't mind saying, I just can't make it...

 

Doo wop, doo wop...

 

Performed by the Travelling Solsburys....with deepest apologies to America and people of other nations who happen to be appalled by this song parody.

Get me outta here!