I've occasionally heard it said that we're not always the
fastest people at getting things finished and into the shops. I'm not one
to make excuses, but here are a few anyway:
- It's not finished yet because...
- the dog ate it
- we left it on the Bus
- the replication plant lost the original copy
- the delivery platform standards haven't been finalised
yet
- we're waiting for the rights clearances
- 437 of the graphics said 'Peter Gabirel'
- we've decided to incorporate material from the next Womad
festival
- we're waiting to launch on PC and Mac simultaneously
- I'm sure we said 'by the first of May'
- we were all sitting in the meeting room when this apparition
materialised on the table in front of us and told us that all the backgrounds
had to be cyan.
- Microsoft have changed all the video driver calls in
the latest release of Windows.
- Apple are upgrading Quicktime faster than we can upgrade
our Xcmds
- the Gameboy version is still a bit buggy
- Virtuality Reality technology isn't up to the demands
of our design yet
- we got halfway though the project before we realised
we were making Myst
- we're waiting to film Peter
- it has to be approved by Real World Holdings, Studios,
Records, Design, Multimedia, Accounts, Womad, the solicitors.....
- the power goes off every time someone turns the lights
on
- we can't remember the code for our new alarm system
- we can't get the budget to add up
- we thought of something much more interesting to do instead
- No one could decide on a name for it.
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